vms 80 Neumann Joana Polinska Replica Clone

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vms 80 Neumann Joana Polinska Replica Clone

Post: # 42154Unread post mischmerz
Tue Apr 26, 2016 1:22 pm

Howdy trolls:

Now - I have read here about this "Neumann Clone" and that it seems to be consensus to stay away from it. Question is: Is it a point blank fraud ? Kind of like money gone and nothing in return? Or is the product just bad ? Too bad to use it as a basis to build something out of it?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/SX74-end-vms-80-Neumann-Joana-Polinska-Replica-Clone-replica-record-lathe-/172181057425

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Post: # 42160Unread post rsimms3
Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:03 pm

I believe the consensus was that if you do get a product, it will be completely unusable. I believe someone in Australia did receive a lathe built by this person once, it arrived in several broken pieces due to poor packing, and the buyer was out a large amount of money due to the way the return occurred and the buyer was out the cost of the lathe, return shipping, and I think they had to pay for return shipping back to them because the seller refused to accept the item when sent back. I'm a little fuzzy on the last part. I believe someone else did purchase a head and test it, maybe even take it apart. I don't recall the results but I don't think they were good at all. From what I have read, I would put it in the "movie prop" category. Looks good...

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Post: # 42163Unread post pandapolar
Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:37 pm

yes correct... short version ;)

i got the machine... Machine arrived completely broken... asked for refund... returned at my cost... seller refused return... opened paypal dispute... got refund... paid for re-return for the machine to be sent back to me... then death threats started and continue...

the machine i got was on a Turntable (like a numark) powered up squeaked/rattled/vibrated TERRIBLY... control panel had buttons that were just for show... unfortunately the machine was that broken i couldnt even test it... Seller didnt want to do anything about fixing it... machine has since been thrown out. shame though... it really did look the part.

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Post: # 42168Unread post mischmerz
Tue Apr 26, 2016 11:48 pm

Thanks for the input. I guess I stay away from this "product".

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Post: # 42169Unread post uvoscillator
Wed Apr 27, 2016 6:03 am

anything looks so neat and shiny, anodized aluminum etc., so I can understand anyone who someone can want to try it )) even me myself ))))
Best !

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Post: # 42205Unread post tragwag
Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:18 am

I can't honestly believe this still goes on
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Post: # 42225Unread post cosmO_O
Sat Apr 30, 2016 11:17 am

I'm in love with that fake CCD microscope. Is there anything in that suspension box? :lol:

I WANT to meet in person with this guy/girl so bad, just ask, why is it good for him?

(Sorry about the off topic, it came out :oops: ) :Go back to print an another cutterhead:

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Post: # 42226Unread post Gridlock
Sat Apr 30, 2016 12:32 pm

Just....for real why would you make this if it didnt work....absolutely fascinating. Im stumped because someone recieved a real product. Physically. That was apparently crap. The world needs to know and im thinking full length docu/mocu/mentary?
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Post: # 42245Unread post Sillitoe
Sat Apr 30, 2016 11:50 pm

Gridlock wrote:Just....for real why would you make this if it didnt work....absolutely fascinating. Im stumped because someone recieved a real product. Physically. That was apparently crap. The world needs to know and im thinking full length docu/mocu/mentary?
Totally!
I've always thought that this forum is a rich source for a film script... It'd have a great soundtrack too! :wink:

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Post: # 42393Unread post tragwag
Mon May 09, 2016 6:15 pm

Sillitoe wrote:
Gridlock wrote:Just....for real why would you make this if it didnt work....absolutely fascinating. Im stumped because someone recieved a real product. Physically. That was apparently crap. The world needs to know and im thinking full length docu/mocu/mentary?
Totally!
I've always thought that this forum is a rich source for a film script... It'd have a great soundtrack too! :wink:
haha!! would love to see that :)
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Post: # 42396Unread post sakuszi
Tue May 10, 2016 2:41 am

I bought this machine with the Polish three weeks ago outside the ebay, I paid the money directly to the account of Joana Polinska and lowered my price by 30% and head sx74 clone free. This week should pick up the shipment. They claim that they have several such machines and that it is a sale. $ 500 machine, plus $ 650 shipping. Soon everything will be seen for what I paid so much money .... :( :roll: :oops:

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Post: # 42401Unread post Gridlock
Tue May 10, 2016 5:23 am

Sazuki i will buy a beer for you brave lad! You should video tape the unveil!
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Post: # 42405Unread post mischmerz
Tue May 10, 2016 11:05 am

Well - I am interested to see whether or not this stuff is at least something for DIYers.

mm.

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Post: # 42409Unread post EpicenterBryan
Tue May 10, 2016 12:35 pm

sakuszi wrote:I bought this machine with the Polish three weeks ago...
Did you also get the Mercedes C class, and the "tragically recorded" opcode 66 record? :lol:

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Post: # 42417Unread post mossboss
Tue May 10, 2016 3:23 pm

You poor fool
What is wrong with people
Its been here warning people for over a year
Some people cannot help themselves
Arghh another story of wow coming up
No doubt
The next post will be all sad and sorry news, like we did not know, but if people want to drink champagne on a beer budget, well they will just have to wear it
Mmmmm
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Post: # 42506Unread post sakuszi
Mon May 16, 2016 4:41 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen! Yesterday morning! Knock knock - COURIER EXPRESS!
VINYL MASTERING SYSTEM VMS80 Poland traveled route 10.000 km and is at my house! I can not believe my eyes !!! :shock:
I AM NOW IN VERY BIG SHOCK! :mrgreen: :oops:

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Post: # 42508Unread post The Shank
Mon May 16, 2016 5:00 pm

sakuszi wrote:Ladies and Gentlemen! Yesterday morning! Knock knock - COURIER EXPRESS!
VINYL MASTERING SYSTEM VMS80 Poland traveled route 10.000 km and is at my house! I can not believe my eyes !!! :shock:
I AM NOW IN VERY BIG SHOCK! :mrgreen: :oops:

Wait for the second shock and see you here :

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Post: # 42510Unread post sakuszi
Mon May 16, 2016 5:06 pm

The Shank wrote:
sakuszi wrote:Ladies and Gentlemen! Yesterday morning! Knock knock - COURIER EXPRESS!
VINYL MASTERING SYSTEM VMS80 Poland traveled route 10.000 km and is at my house! I can not believe my eyes !!! :shock:
I AM NOW IN VERY BIG SHOCK! :mrgreen: :oops:

Wait for the second shock and see you here :

http://www.lathetrolls.com/viewforum.php?f=29
Oh, I understand :mrgreen:
I do not read this post :oops: :roll: :|

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Post: # 42513Unread post sakuszi
Mon May 16, 2016 6:08 pm

Gridlock wrote:Sazuki i will buy a beer for you brave lad! You should video tape the unveil!
for 2, 3 days will be photos and video [if it will work, maybe something will cut off, REC] do not have at the moment plate lacquer master, I have to record for other materials [and this is a very expensive game, a $ 200 knife, very easy to crack on pcv, proven] :roll: :mrgreen: :|

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Post: # 42522Unread post The Shank
Tue May 17, 2016 2:27 am

sakuszi wrote:
Gridlock wrote:Sazuki i will buy a beer for you brave lad! You should video tape the unveil!
for 2, 3 days will be photos and video [if it will work, maybe something will cut off, REC] do not have at the moment plate lacquer master, I have to record for other materials [and this is a very expensive game, a $ 200 knife, very easy to crack on pcv, proven] :roll: :mrgreen: :|
Sorry but .... I think you definitely don't know what you are doing. Just by buying that system. Nobody will be sorry for you here. everybody knows what's that "system".
There is many warning post over that place, but NO! You just bought the only working system from J.P.
I've seen the inside that cutting head by Flo K., he just handed me the head with a little smile : Look at that Steven...ok ok ok. It just cannot work.

Don't complain.
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