The Secret Society of Lathe Trolls

Why not mono

JOANNAS MAGNUM OPUS

Aside from the Beside, the Seaside will Decide.

Why did the lathe troll chicken cross the roAD

I mean anti static WHACKS you actually need to hire a mafia guy to kill it so yeah that can be pretty expensive I guess a gun might work though. I'll try to buy one before there illigal

Honestly dude it's really the anti-static wax that makes cutting records so cost prohibitive. I mean really less than 20c for a blank 7" followed by hundreds of dollars worth of anti static wax! Mein Gott!

This is ridiculous. I've cut booty bass on a Wilcox gay just fine you guys are insane. If you want it to sound like a CD, get out of here. Ridiculous to want good quality sound? To want high end detail? You would be calling a lot of people and their hard work of technological advancements ridiculou...

This is ridiculous. I've cut booty bass on a Wilcox gay just fine you guys are insane. If you want it to sound like a CD, get out of here.

Just go visit Peter. If I lived on the same damn island as that guy I'd be doing his laundry and running errands for him. Just do it man. I hear they even pick up hitchhikers there still.

We're reaching levels of dorkiness that are theoretically impossible. Took the day off work to put mine together. The wife says she wishes it was like a "Polly pocket" but she also calls my lathe "the long shank". I was like, yes I have 2 long shank styli. One ruby and one sapphire, so, what are you...

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He's absolutely right ^^^^

If you have Instagram I can hook you up with a few examples!otherwise I'm not very tech savvy. However if you want anything over 30 or 40 copies with real sleeves and stuff you gotta go thru Mike. My Instagram is gridlockrules

There's a guy in Oregon who does 2 sided black picnic plates for cheap. Yeah it's me.

Maybe you should dm me. Are there any pen marks on the platter? My k8 has a big pen mark from the center to the outside of the platter. I didn't think much of it until I started cutting on some acetates and I noticed that the platter would visibly wobble unless I started the motor ON THAT PEN MARK. ...

Yeah Mike sorry for pretending to be Joanna all these years. I'll tone it down a bit

It's not vitriol dude I'm being 100% real I'm just an absolute madman who's been electrocuted too many times! For really real. Cutting records is like Way intense you gotta be a wizard or something. I mean dude, just dream and build and test and dream and work and sleep and eat and build and whateve...

Only ONE copy was made before the label decided to scrap the vinyl release and instead of extra bonus songs, there are 4 songs that AREN'T on it! Talk about super duper rare! I hope someone else on here is as amoral as me.... Are those the hidden tracks? You rambling on about the mole people would ...

Get a f0cked up old Presto and some NOS laquers and make fake Johnny cash outtakes and stupid rare bootleg crap and sell them for hundreds of dollars on eBay until you have enough money for a house AND a real mastering system. That's what I do and I'm probably going to hell for it. Anybody want a 12...